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Thursday, 24 November 2011

Why this Kolaveri Di...



22nd November 2011 -


8.30 am
I check the updates on my Blackberry Messenger (My every morning bathroom routine - Multitasking) and saw a few of my friends put their status as something like 'Why this Kolaveri Di..' and 'Kolaveri Soup Song'. The amusing part was that these were guys who are not Tamil. I understood the meaning but didn't understand the reasoning. I didn't give it much heed and finished my job I was sitting for successfully ;-)


5.15 pm
I login to Facebook after a series of meetings and calls at work only to hit on more of updates like the ones I saw on my BBM. I was curious now and pinged a friend of mine to ask him, what this Kolaveri was all about. He smiled and asked me to check his facebook page for a link. You know 'Har ek friend Zaroori hota hai'. Well, one needs unhelpful friends like him too. I had just managed to enter his name that my outlook popped a  reminder saying 'Call in 15 mins'. I snoozed it and closed Facebook to work on the report I had to present.


10.30 PM
Big Boss Time. Sunny Leone :-D


23rd November 2011


8.20 am 
You got it - My everyday fresh routine. This time 7 to 8 of my friends had the same update with thumbs up and ROFL smileys all incorporated with the words.
Now I was in Kolaveri - Murderous Rage - In case any of you didn't know what this meant. I had to find out what was this. I pinged a few friends of mine and those D-heads didn't respond. The more you need a friend the delayed response you get.


10 am 
The first thing I do at work post clearing my emails is check on youtube and I see Dhanush (Whom I call the Salman Khan of Tamil Cinema - Really you should see him without a shirt), staring at the mike and says 'I am sing song'. I was like....WTF??
As I listened to the song I had a smile on my face. It was Tanglish (Tamil + English) at the best to be combined with a lost love scenario. What more can you ask.
As the song got over, I looked around to see 4 more of my colleagues surrounding me with an amused look and a big smile. I think its this very characteristic of this regional Tamil song of managing to bring a smile on peoples face and arouse curiosity, that is propelling it to greater heights.


The next 15 Minutesu Minutesu was funu funu...at the Canteenu, Canteenu :-D


5.15 pm
I had an hour before another call and my hands without my knowledge typed 'Why this Kolaveri Di' on youtube. And before I could stop myself, I was engrossed in the Songu Songu.
Its now I saw the number of hits for this song and it was 16 lacs and that too in 4 days of its launch. This song was spreading the length and breadth and depth of internet like fire.


24th November 2011


9.30 am
I entered my office and was checking the paper headlines when I heard this Malyalee security guard speaking over the phone. Someone had called him thinking he was Tamil (Well the Northies still believe anyone from below Maharashtra is a Madrasi) and was asking him the meaning of 'Kolaveri'. He was trying to get the word pronounced correctly 'Kola...Kya?' 'Kola...puttu hota hai' (Kola Puttu - is a Malyalee snack). I knew he wont be able to do justice, smiled and went to my desk.
But then that's how quick this song was spreading. Everybody was curious and was listening to this song.


10.20 am 
I logged into twitter and saw that Kolaveri was the 3rd most trending word on twitter only after 'Cyrus Mistry' - the new Tata Boss. Wow!! now that seriously is an achievement.
Big B and Anand Mahindra tweeting about the song and expressing they liked it too.


The You tube hits were at 33 lakhs and the song was playing all over the Radio and Mtv and was 4th in the international chart I heard.


It just goes to say, how a simple concept with music and words appealing to a larger crowd can do the job for you. No need of lavish internet marketing strategies - SRK are you listening.


But believe me at the end of the day, this whole hype, phenomenon, record break had to be connected to Rajnikanth** - Mind it!!


**
For those who don't know -
Dhanush is Rajnikanth's son in law.
The director of this movie is Rajnikanth's Daughter.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR12Z8f1Dh8&feature=aso

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Bus anyone??


I would like you all to know about an experience I had recently. It is about drinking and driving - the exact two words that attract so much attention these days.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had encounters with the authorities on our way home (or someone else's home) from the odd social session over the years. I am sure you will agree that its certainly no fun.

 A couple of weeks ago, I was out for a few drinks with a bunch of good pals and as time went by had a few too many beers and some smooth single malt. Like everybody else around me and like always I thought I am under control.

 Knowing full well within myself that I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ever - I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one. :-D


Mind - here and there...where?




It was a lazy Saturday. Perfect for people like me who believe in the fact that God created humans to be lazy and enjoy his creation, but some nosy ancestor of ours screwed it up at some point.

I had to go back to Bombay - My every weekend routine since the last one and a half years. I wanted to complete reading 'The Lost Symbol' and so decided to take the 'Shivneri' Volvo from Pune station and thought of spending the 3.5 hours of the journey comfortably reclined on the seat reading and sleeping and sleeping and reading. These two verbs mix together so beautifully.

I boarded the bus by 11 am. With the book in my hand I settled down by the window seat. I had only read a few pages that the driver turned the radio ON - Radio Mirchi 98.3 FM Pune, came alive. I didn't mind because the first song that played was 'Tu Jahan Jahan chalega, mera saaya saath hoga'. Its one of my favorites and is soothing to listen to this song. It was a program to play old popular Hindi songs and I loved the fact. It complemented perfectly with my plan of travel. I got engrossed in the gripping suspense of Robert Langdon trying to save an ancient secret which is balancing this world as per Dan Brown the great, while humming the songs.  

"Tujse Naraz nahin hoon Zindagi...hairaan hoon main..." I was admiring this song, with the book placed on my chest so that I don’t miss the page I was on, when I noticed a flickering voice from the radio. It was like another channel trying to intrude into the old songs saying 'Buzz off oldie'. I don't know if this noise was there from the start or it just creeped in, but it was now that I paid ears to it and my listening attention got diverted. At this juncture I was also getting constant pings from a group chat, which I wanted to ignore but the vibration on my thigh always managed to grab attention. When I used to hold it in my hand, the pings would stop only to begin as soon as I slipped my phone into my pocket - annoying. 

So here I was trying to figure out what is the faint, sad sounding, irritating noise creeping in over the FM while wanting to enjoy the Rafi and Lata Mangeshkar duet along with completing the book that has been in my bag for over a month now and trying mightily to ignore the pings playing kathak on my thighs. 
So my mind is split at 4 different places and I can do nothing about it. All I could do was keep swinging from one to another. Read a paragraph, listen to song and then give attention to the noise and then hurriedly grab my blackberry. 
It’s here that I realized how similar it is to our everyday life. We have our priorities set, but there comes disturbances which make us sway and we get muddled up in juggling everything and ultimately push across our main objective. Our mind is a monkey, which wants to be at all possible places at the same time. 

Control it - Control yourself.

So what did I do to overcome all of this? I wrote this blog :-)


Friday, 11 November 2011

Harrowed in Hyderabad...

Recruiting was my job and out-station hiring one of the channels. This highly coveted reason took me on a visit to Hyderabad in October 2009. We had a few vendors there and they were supposed to line up some excellent,  hardworking, smart candidates eager to work for 3G in apna Mumbai. To begin with I couldn't digest how will I be able to recruit the 'aheavii Aekcent' wala Hyderabadi's for the customer service openings we had. But then it was my job to search for the diamonds among the coal ;-). My train ticket was booked and was under RAC. It got confirmed only on the day of my departure. I louee my travel department. At this point I didn't focus much on the fact that my return ticket is on waiting list. You may ask how is that a big deal...well it turned out to be one. It lead me into a messy affair..much on that a little later.

I was in Hyderabad for a couple of days. I was put up at Lakdi ka Pul (as one word). The vendors whom I had to meet were in Secunderabad, which wasn't very far from where I was staying. The first day - Surprisingly, I was at this vendors office on time and to my surprise there were no candidates. I mean, I felt as if I was called there to drink tea and inspect the old computers and stacks of files in this 19 and a 1/2th century building. I was there for 5 hours and they couldn't line a single candidate. I was mind strained (you know the word that I wanted to use - but avoiding from a larger viewer/reader perspective ;-)). But you know what saved the day - Paradise. Not Heaven. The famous Paradise Hyderabadi Biryani House. It was bang opposite to where this vendor's office was. I had a scrumptious, spoon licking chicken Biryani and dozed off for sometime. That was how my first day in Hyderabad was - Utter waste.

The second day was better. I went for a ride by the necklace road. Its more like apna Marine Lines. Necklace road is by the Hussain Sagar Lake. I had to be at a vendor at Banjara Hills that day. Banjara hills is akin to apna Pali Hill. A posh Area of Hyderabad with good crowd, clubs and a nice locality in totality. Here thankfully I was presented with some work. You know without it I would have been bogged down with the guilt of spending company money for nothing. I hope you feel me here. I had some 7 candidates to interview. 6 of them could only introduce themselves and I ticked the 'Failed' button of my mind. So horrible in communication. The 7th guy was better but huge ego and a mis-fit. He was an engineer, did MBA from UK and now wants to work in a BPO. Another one rejected - dis time on stability grounds.

So the summary is something like this -
2 days stay - 24 hours of train travel - 2 vendors - 7 candidates met - zero selects - But a scrumptious Biryani.
How impressive!!

My train from Hyderabad was on the same day at 7.30 in the evening. I had packed my bags in the morning itself. Another colleague of mine who was with me and whose native was Hyderabad said it would only take 20 mins to reach the station from LakdiKaPul and I can leave by 6.45 pm. My bad, I believed him and later realized that this is how luck plays with you. We left by the rick at 6.45 and got stuck at a circle on the NH 9. There was some kind of a morcha and mera locha. We waited for 10 mins but no sign of the rickshaw moving. I hurriedly got down and started running towards the Nampally station (Hyderabad Deccan railway station). I had 15 minutes and I had to get my train. I was running with my bags and worse still I was wearing my chappals. People I passed were searching for a camera of 'The Amazing Race' unit. It was a run to remember. I stopped twice to ask for the direction. Every sound of the train smoking black led my heart to skip a beat. I ran ran and I reached just as the train was pulling off from the platform. Luckily the train was on the platform adjoining the station entry and I didn't had to cross any bridge. You remember Kareena Kapoor's introduction in 'Jab we Met'. Similar was my entry but there was no one to help me get in. Only girls have all the fun here.
I managed to get into a second class compartment from where I moved to the AC section. Now if you recollect my ticket was in the RAC mode and I hadn't yet checked if it is confirmed. I earnestly thanked the Indian Railway for having an internet based ticket status checking facility and thanked Nokia for developing a GPRS enabled phone as I checked the status. And surprise surprise - it was still RAC.

I went blank for a moment. The train had started, I don't have a confirmed ticket, I have a night to spend - what to do? I knew that there are no tickets available in the bus as my colleague had enquired in the evening. He was to stay back in Hyderabad for a day and leave the next day. I gained composure with the thought that with a little money to the TT, I could manage something - No no Anna Hazare wasnt popular then. I parked my luggage and checked out the 3 AC compartments. I couldn't see even one empty seat. The thermometer of my hope fell down a bit but not completely. I couldn't spot the TT so spoke to these blue shirted guys who provide blankets and towels in the compartment. They asked me wait till the TT comes and he would surely help. The place where these guys keep the blankets is by the toilet and it has kind of a wooden bench which can be unfolded. I was given a  place there to sit by this generous blue shirt guy. The TT came by 10.15 pm and on spotting me had a angry look. 'What want you here' is what I heard and spent a few seconds decoding it. Well but I knew he didn't have much time for me so I told him my story and he was like, get down and get into the unreserved section. I tried to reason out that I have a 2nd AC ticket so something can be done and I can pay extra. But he was like there are no seats available and that he cant help and I should move off immediately. The blue shirt guy asked me to speak to the 2nd class TT and ask him to help. I thanked him and took a voyage in the train to sport TT number 2.

I have traveled a lot in the Indian Railways and I know the nuisance of someone who has an unreserved ticket sitting on my reserved seat and saying 'Pleaje Adjusht no'. I could have done that (not with that accent), but it's awkward and something I can never do. I managed to locate the second TT and spoke to him. This guy was more calm and helpful. But he also didn't have any seat to give me. By now it was11 pm or something and the train was reaching Wadi Junction and I was frustrated. I had to get a normal ticket because right now though I had an RAC ticket, I was a ticketless traveler. I had no option but to get off the train. I crossed the bridge, located the ticket counter. To which place should I take the ticket? I cant sit by the bathroom the whole night to reach Bombay for sure. I found out that the next big station is Gulbarga. I have passed by Gulbarga when travelling to my native in Tamil Nadu a countless times and it did look like a decent place. So, I thought and Prayed that may be I will get a bus from there. I took the tickets and boarded the same train which was still waiting at the station - May be it felt pity on me. I stood by the door for another 2 hours and at 1 a.m. reached Gulbarga. I walked out of the station expecting a bus stop but could only locate a couple of tea stalls and a pitch dark road starting from there and ending I don't know where. I asked a local about getting a bus to Mumbai and he said, its like 10 kms away and its dangerous to travel alone at night. That was the downfall of another of my hope.

I checked for a confirmed ticket to Bombay that night or early next day but there was no availability. The next plan I could come up was to take a train to Solapur and a bus from there to Bombay. The next train to Solapur - a passenger, was at 4.30 in the morning. I spent the 3 hours of the night in the station platform. I was damn sleepy, but didn't want to lose my belongings, which above all had the files of the important interviews I had taken of the Hyderabadi's. I sat wondering how exciting this trip has turned out to be. I could feel what people without a confirmed ticket would feel. I could feel what a person lost would feel - though not entirely as I knew my geography :-).
The train to Solapur was on time. It was relatively empty and I boarded the train, selected a berth and went of to sleep. I reached Solapur at 7 am or so. Places look better in the day light, I concluded. My enquiry started - this time in my fluent Marathi. The Bus Depot was some distance away. no luxury buses were going to Mumbai in the morning. Luxury eludes you, the more you chase her. What a learning, from what a situation. Well, I then took a rick and reached the ST stand. Kolhapur is like Pune how it was 10 years back. Very laid back and slow. I booked my ticket in the Asiad ST Bus - The only luxury I could lay my hands on that day. The luxury turned a little more luxurious as I got a window seat. I had a vada pav and chai and started my journey among the 'aamchi maathi, aamchi maansa'. Relating it to a movie - it was like Shahrukh Khan in Swades, minus the background score by A.R Rehman :-)
Till 10 am, the journey was pleasant but as the Sun God decided to show his presence and might, the journey became a nightmare. The rays were penetrating the windows and my skin and mixing with my blood and it was boiling now. The rattling sound of the aged ST bus body when running over the impeccably maintained country roads was deafening. There were times when my seat literally flew up in the air and miraculously got back to the original position - defying all laws of physics, I must mention. I bought a Marathi Newspaper. I hid myself from the sun using the news of the previous day - Thank God.
The lunch of Maharashtrian Thali at some village - the name of which I didn't bother to register, was really good. Atleast food didn't let me down.

I expected to reach Bombay by atleast 4 or 5 pm maximum. But in this trip no expectation of mine saw the lights of accomplishment. I reached Bombay at 8.30 pm and the Next day was a serious feedback session with my admin team and a series of escalations in HOPE (the same elusive character again) that others don't go the way I did.