The Hancocks of India

India is like no other country. We are different. We are complex. We are so many things in one.  

We are all HANCOCKS.

The best place to prove all of my above theories is right in the midst of any road in India.

By Definition a road is ‘A wide way leading from one place to another, esp. one that vehicle’s can use.

The part of such a way intended for vehicles, esp. in contrast to a shoulder or sidewalk’. But since us Indians are different and complex we walk on the roads and drive on the footpaths.

I am always amused when I see people walk in between the road, lift their hand and wave like a traffic cop signaling to stop and then with that intense look in their eyes stare at the driver as if the driver is driving inside his/her house. And if the driver doesn't stop and keeps driving, albeit slowly (I usually do this to transfer my annoyance ;-)), they stop in between the road with their hands on their hips – Exactly like Will Smith in Hancock.

What do they have in their mind – Shit?...No may be Bull Shit.

No wonder that accidents kill more people than any other killing machine.